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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Easily, by torturing my little brother until he admits he nicked £20 out my wallet

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: tut, what a bugger! £20 is a lot n all! what wud he use that for?!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: I can tell you that in an instant Yu-Gi-Oh cards

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: =O! how much do they cost?!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: £2.50 a packet

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: omg! thats.......thats..........hmmmm.......a lot of packs!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Yep and I would have slaughtered him if he had spent it

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: i wud have helped! *gets out calculator* 8 PACKETS?! IS THAT IT!?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Yeah but he may have got the card I want and annoy me until he got the 5 cards which he wants off me, my Exodia pieces which are like the hardest cards to get

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: oh god uve bene sucked into the card dealing phase! noooooooo!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: lol, no i have been collecting them since they first came out and i thought that they might be interesting, graphics wise

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: cool, and are they?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: yeah some of them but i think magic the gathering graphics are better

2004-09-06 [bye.]: If you convert 20 pounds to American currency, how much would it be?

2004-09-06 [I Was A Teenage Werewolf]:

the pigeons shall rise

2004-09-06 [jAMm]: NO THEY BLUDDIE WONT!

2004-09-08 [Firenze]: No they won't if I have something to say about it

2004-09-08 [jAMm]: SAY SAY SAY!

2004-09-08 [Kealey]: ye say ^_^

2004-09-09 [bye.]: I guess people are clicking on the link I put up

2004-09-09 [Firenze]: Yep thanks to my help and [I Was A Teenage Werewolf] you are a muppet and a weirdo if you think the pigeons will survive after I wipe them off the face of this planet

2004-09-09 [jAMm]: hehehe muppet ^_^

2004-09-09 [Firenze]: i know i'm a muppet

2004-09-09 [jAMm]: no no macdaddy

2004-09-09 [Kealey]: no goonface is :P hehe sry i couldnt resist

2004-09-10 [bye.]: You guys what a muppet is, don't you?

2004-09-10 [jAMm]: KEALEY YOU ARE AN ARSE!

2004-09-10 [Kealey]: hehe ^_^

2004-09-10 [jAMm]: ITS NOT FUNNY! IM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING ASSASINATING YOU!

2004-09-10 [jAMm]: jaaames...whats a muppet?

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: you don't know what a muppet is OMG!! lol

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: no i know what it is over here but hellfire might be sayin its summat different cause hes american

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: oh rite

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: I hit 3 seagulls with my bb gun this morning

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: YEY! dont worry ive almost wiped out pink mingo population in the UK, all the zoos have gone crazy

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: its been on the news lol, but paignton zoo doesn't seem to have been hit yet

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: lol dammit, ALMOST! SO CLOSE! damn things! but please people leave the birds of prey!

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: ok, even though i almost flattened one last week by accident

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: =O! nooooooooooo

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: it attacked me whilst i was riding in the back lanes on my way home

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: mean ass. shud know better! (the bird)

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: I know it should and I didn't do bugger all to upset it either

2004-09-11 [jAMm]: tut! ah well its late i goin to bed! byee x

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: same ere in a bout 2 min

2004-09-12 [fade_out]: *gah*..can me join?

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: i have an announcement! KEALEY REEKS!

2004-09-12 [Kealey]: oi u little crettin

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: *slaps* bully!

2004-09-12 [Kealey]: *rubs cheek* u started it

2004-09-12 [Kealey]: *rubs cheek* u started it :P

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: twice? =S

2004-09-12 [Kealey]: i dunno wot happend there i only predded the button once :S

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: WELL OBVIOUSLY U DIDNT!

2004-09-12 [Kealey]: well i did!

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: APPARENTLY NOT!

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: stop arguing children please

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: less of that u! =P

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: y, u say it all the time when me and hellfire argue

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: thats because ur children, im superior! DONT UNDERESTIMATE ME!

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: we're not, we are supreme beings and don't start with me, you minor person

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: lets not squabble...i dont wana fall out wiht anybody or thing! and im not minor, were all superior in this wiki to anybopdy else on ET

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: true and by the way i am in the midst of writing an essay, arguing about why english is a load of bullshit grammar rules

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: lol! good luck! ive gotta do english on characters in this stoory where a boy gets killed by the government cuase ehs too clever

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: whats the book called

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: i havent a clue, i didnt pay too much attention!

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: trust you

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: hehehehehehe

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: I hate this english bloody essay

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: whats it about?

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: Athony and Cleopatra

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: what what?

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: shakespeare play

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: ahhhh on, i prefer romeo and juliete for the names of the other characters like balthasar and tybalt and mercutio

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: we are being forced to do it

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: awww thats well tight!

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: i know evil bloody english teachers, i think the are pigeons

2004-09-12 [jAMm]: PIGEONS! WHERE?! *runs round in.....squares*

2004-09-13 [JajaJulie]: *kicks the peach*

2004-09-13 [bye.]: what peach?

2004-09-13 [JajaJulie]: in my brain

2004-09-13 [jAMm]: you have peaches in your brain?

2004-09-13 [JajaJulie]: mhm :)

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: I WANA JOIN!!!!! AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HELP IM BEIN TICKLED!!!

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: *shudders*

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: help urself! three most important letters in ur life! D.I.Y!

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: i asked..but no one realy said i could..so ya know..tewiddlyedee

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: HOW DARE YOU!!! i gave u sweets!!! :(

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: what in gods name..

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: what is gods name??

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: its ok shes crazy! just ignore her! she might go away.....mehehehe ^_^

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: :( fine then....ttfn wife *crys*

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: i no....im divorcin ya! muahahahahaaaaa

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: im crazy?

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: noooooo i am.....i think..hmmm....mayb not....yes....ami??

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: perhaps..lol

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: yeah [~DarkMark~] is crazy...odd bod!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: ryt thats it...divorce is goin ahed..ur form room..2moz....

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: okie dokie.......NEVER LOVED U ANYWAY!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: ur so evil! :( u not alowd 2 throw bricks at joe no more now

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: FINE! *storms off*

2004-09-15 [fade_out]: oh god

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: serves u ryt!!! :) hehe oj...u can throw bricks....gently tho....

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: okie dokie, wuvs u really! hehe what u o goding about?

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: hehe she aint used 2 a day in the life of a WKGS kid lol

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: dont blame her...i aint used 2 it itha :s

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: lol i dont think most people on here are, theres only like 60 of us on ET

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: disgracefull..we need the teachers....mr feely....

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: feeny! gawd! sometimes i dont know why i bother teaching you these things!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: eeeeeee u tort me feely?? ewwwwww that sounds so rong

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: FEENY! its mr feeNy not feeLy!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: hmmmmmm i aint 2 sure bout that yano...not afta wt i saw him doin with miss baskett....

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we better not talk about this in here!

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: oh yeah btw KEALEY! I DO HAVE FRIENDS! THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE! MUHAHAH!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: :D wooooooo!!! i am a friend!! wer his he???

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: buggered off somewhere! and gladly! mehehe

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: awwww dont b mean!! hueva he is....

2004-09-15 [jAMm]: =O! hes worse to me!

2004-09-15 [~DarkMark~]: lol oki then....cant b havin that!!! *hands u a piece of chocolate*

2004-09-16 [jAMm]: *takes* thanks a bunch!

2004-09-16 [Firenze]: go goonface!!!

2004-09-16 [JajaJulie]: o.o

2004-09-16 [jAMm]: why do i have to go? =(

2004-09-16 [~DarkMark~]: awww ami goin nower!! *pulls scary face*

2004-09-16 [jAMm]: less of that u!

2004-09-16 [~DarkMark~]: *jaw drops in shock* exussssssse me!

2004-09-17 [Phoenix-X]: hey heather!!!!......

2004-09-17 [jobby]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh pidgeons!!!!

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: heyyyyyloooo u!!!!!! welcome 2 da world of madness nd pigeons :P.....

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh jobby!!! scary...:P hehe

2004-09-17 [jobby]: lol a pidgeon has just shit all over my window, im going to goet you - you bastard pidgeon

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: heyyy dont hurt da poor ickle pigeons....not their fault they wer neva taught the difrnce betweeen right and wrong....(c mrs wrightson i did listen in class 2day!!)

2004-09-17 [jobby]: ok. i wont run them all over. but it made me cry

2004-09-17 [jobby]: ive never seen my window so messed up

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: awwww :( *hug* il tell em off 4 u dont wurry!! :D

2004-09-17 [jobby]: hehe tank you. hows u anywayz?

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: iza brilza ta!! u?? hows da company?!

2004-09-17 [jobby]: ah good stuff. the company is going brilliantly, still need to get that information about the guy in Wirral lol ah well

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: grrrrrrr!! lol wud b funny if it was near me....lol

2004-09-17 [jobby]: wud be good yeh lol is there a print place near you, with a guy with really crazy hair owning it

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: i dno lol il ask ami!! she nos da ppl with mad crazy hair :P hehe ami=[jAMm] btw lol

2004-09-17 [jobby]: lol reet ho. i have to go to work now :-( so will be back at about 10pm tonite

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: okies i got swimn soon so il b bk then 2!!! ttyl xxxx

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: AMI can i put my pigeon on here?? pweeeeze :)

2004-09-17 [Firenze]: Hey Is anyone online

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: i am :D wooooo!!

2004-09-17 [jobby]: woooo so am i now. wooooo again

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: woooooooo!! how wz wrk?? im sooooo tired nd achin from trainin :(

2004-09-17 [Firenze]: horrid, evil does that answer ur question

2004-09-17 [jobby]: work was allrite, a bit shite - but an excuse to drink whisky!! hows u

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: hu?? me?? lol im goooooooddd kinda lol :s

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: and yep it dus ansa da question!!

2004-09-17 [jobby]: woop wooop woop im just an ickle bit hyper SLASH drunk

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: lol 2 much wisky eh?!

2004-09-17 [jobby]: i guess so. jacksons landing was soo close to eating me up, but i told him that if he was going to eat my shoes then he wud have to get out of the restrant. he sed hje wanted a fight, so i slashed his tires

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: lol craaaaaaaaaaaazy boi

2004-09-17 [jobby]: boobies are fun

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: rrrrrrrrrryt.....so r dicks :P

2004-09-17 [jobby]: heh heh ;-)

2004-09-17 [~DarkMark~]: :P u started it mr!

2004-09-17 [jobby]: hehe sexual

2004-09-17 [Phoenix-X]: wow...ur lucky...she never talks that way to me.....though i rather be her friend...

2004-09-17 [jobby]: rancid monkeys swimming in the norhumbrian sea

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: *ohhhh dear...hes lost it.....* :P

2004-09-18 [lordjoesnow]: hiya

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: eloooooo :P

2004-09-18 [Phoenix-X]: pegi pegi pegi.....potato!!!!!

2004-09-18 [jAMm]: potato?

2004-09-18 [jobby]: what the fuck was i on about last nite lol

2004-09-18 [jAMm]: that evil piexie made you do it

2004-09-18 [jobby]: ahhhhh wheres the evil pixie? im allergic to them

2004-09-18 [Phoenix-X]: throw potatoes at pigi's!!!!!!!!

2004-09-18 [jobby]: yeah. i had a potato before, its repeating on me now like. regretting having cheese savoury with it

2004-09-18 [Phoenix-X]: ha

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: heheheeee drunkn jobby....:P

2004-09-18 [jobby]: lol ssshh. hows u?

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: never better!! :D woooooo!! kinda high 2...NOT OFF DRUGS..just wna make that clear

2004-09-18 [Phoenix-X]: oh u know ur drugged up heather!!!! :0

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: :O how dare u!!!! lol ...id never ever ever take drugs

2004-09-18 [jobby]: hehehehe ive never took drugs ever!! i intend to stay that way *goofy laugh*

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: lol snap! hehehee.....u have a goofy laff?!

2004-09-18 [jobby]: no. just put that goofy laugh on for that one occasion

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: awwwww i wntd 2 hear ur goofy laff!!

2004-09-18 [jobby]: ok *aaahhh huuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuuu*

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: lol craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy....:P

2004-09-18 [jobby]: hbehehehewr

2004-09-18 [~DarkMark~]: xactly what i was thinkn...i agree

2004-09-18 [jobby]: lol

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Hello

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: firenze! save meeee! they all goned crazy! *hides behind u*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok???? why what have they been up to?

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: they been drug taking! especially heather!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: lol, really? then why don't you try this new chemical that i have been developing in my spare time, lol

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: :O i am not drugged u silly!!! this is normal me...rmba?!?!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I dunno u that well so I can't tell

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: nooooo i ment amiiiiiii lol she nos what i meen :P haha

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok, ^-^

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: heheheeee i need jaffa cakes...mmmmmm.....im hungry

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: shes crazy, i go to school with her! shes odd! but she means the world to me, me wuvs her ^_^

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: awwwwwww me wuvs u 2!! ^_^ ........and andiam.....EEEEEEEEEEEEE

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! he better not have an account on ere, we be dead meat!

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